Bone-In vs. Boneless: Settling the Debate

Jay

social media manager | two nobodies sports

What’s the deal with the boneless hate? Is it not manly enough? I have low testosterone due to my meal choices. Let’s just look at the simple, rational facts.

They have more meat (giggity). That’s just a God given fact.

“Just one order of boneless wings can pack as much as 29 grams of protein, which helps keep our bodies going. The protein is great for building muscle. Chicken breast contains the most protein compared to any other part of the bone, making it the go-to choice when trying to increase your protein intake.”

— Hungry Howie's

So if you’re eating them in your car, on a date, or just enjoying them, your fingers are less saucy than they would be if you got bone-in wings.

Don’t get me wrong, an order of bone-in wings, with a beer tower, is as good as it gets. But hear me out…. wouldn’t not going through 24 sets of napkins be fantastic while enjoying those bad boys?

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Boneless wings are efficient, delicious, and convenient. I don’t make the rules. I don’t create the facts. I just present them.

I don’t like to think of myself as a lazy eater but come on. The technique of the fork-stab and dip is way more enjoyable, and less annoying than having two scrawny flats, that can’t even get sauce in the middle, due to its shape.

It’s science.

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So next time you’re with the homies, and ordering wings, do the right thing. Positively impact the environment.

This is what my message is really about. Fewer napkins to save forests. Kids will never get to enjoy a nice camp in the woods, not to mention wildlife. Don’t get me started. Anyways. Order up.

Drink them down. And save the napkins. Mamba out.

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